Friday, May 8, 2009

WTF Friday

My wife started a blog and she did a post called blog farts. I was inspired! So here we go with WTF Friday, all things that make me say WTF.

-I gave my wife her mothers day gift (she didn't like it) now I am the one responsible for returning it (WTF).

-So I am fat right, and I have been dieting. I would say that I am fairly addicted to food, so I think from now on they should make heroin addicts have a small amount of heroin a day and then tell them that they shouldn't over indulge in heroin.

-I can't believe that we don't worship midgets.

-Why do I feel obligated to tip at Sonic? It is effin fast food.

-Why do lesbians look like men? Seems like if they wanted to be with a man they would be with a man. That tells me that the penis is the portion that is putting them off. I understand though because they are really weird looking.

-People say money isn't everything. I say WTF. Maybe it isn't everything but it ranks right up there with air and water.

-I heard someone say the other day "I don't eat anything with a face." I told that person that I don't eat anything with a face either. It had better have been cut off before I will eat it.

-The Special Olympics, really, WTF? We should not pit the disabled against each other for our amusment.

-I watched Boondock Saints the other day (great movie by the way) but WTF. Willem Dafoe makes a horible woman.

-Micheal Moore, WTF? Why is he still alive? Out of all the busses in the world that hit people everyday, why can't we have one conveniently placed behind Micheal Moore?


  1. OMG! I was laughing before i finished the first bullet! LOL! Way to go Chris!

  2. It's a good thing that I already married you and in my vows it said I was in it for the crazy times.

  3. I feel guilt when I don't have cash and I pay with my debit card at Sonics. Don't even ask me why.

  4. Chris, Brandy is way more responsible for the crazy times than you are so don't sweat that comment!