WTF Friday

My wife started a blog and she did a post called blog farts. I was inspired! So here we go with WTF Friday, all things that make me say WTF.

-I gave my wife her mothers day gift (she didn't like it) now I am the one responsible for returning it (WTF).

-So I am fat right, and I have been dieting. I would say that I am fairly addicted to food, so I think from now on they should make heroin addicts have a small amount of heroin a day and then tell them that they shouldn't over indulge in heroin.

-I can't believe that we don't worship midgets.

-Why do I feel obligated to tip at Sonic? It is effin fast food.

-Why do lesbians look like men? Seems like if they wanted to be with a man they would be with a man. That tells me that the penis is the portion that is putting them off. I understand though because they are really weird looking.

-People say money isn't everything. I say WTF. Maybe it isn't everything but it ranks right up there with air and water.

-I heard someone say the other day "I don't eat anything with a face." I told that person that I don't eat anything with a face either. It had better have been cut off before I will eat it.

-The Special Olympics, really, WTF? We should not pit the disabled against each other for our amusment.

-I watched Boondock Saints the other day (great movie by the way) but WTF. Willem Dafoe makes a horible woman.

-Micheal Moore, WTF? Why is he still alive? Out of all the busses in the world that hit people everyday, why can't we have one conveniently placed behind Micheal Moore?