This is a post about the turds I encounter daily that annoy the hell out of me.
-People driving the speed limit or slower in the left hand lane. I really wish I had forks on the front of my car so I could pick these annoying effers up and toss them to the side so I can keep going. Everyone in the left lane should be doing 5 mph over the speed limit or more.
-Fast food workers!!! I just want to tell them that if they can’t get this right they have no chance in hell to make it in this life.
-Salesmen of all kinds!!! If you are in sales don’t take offense to this. Just use it to make yourself a better salesman. SHUT THE HELL UP!!! If you stop talking for just a second maybe, just maybe, you will find out exactly what my needs are and what you need to sell me.
-People that butcher the English language. This is going to sound like it is racist or whatever but it is not intended to be, because I do appreciate other cultures and like to take part in them. However, I hate it when people that don’t know English butcher our language; this even applies to a lot of rednecks in Oklahoma. If you know that you can’t speak English well and you are going to be in a situation where it is necessary. I think it should be their responsibility to bring a translator.
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I have to say I'm a little relieved that I'm not on the turd list since you encounter me on a daily basis. lovey.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm right there with you on people driving slow in the left hand lane, that annoys the hell out of me. According to Tyler, 25% of the population are idiots and those are the ones working at fast food joints. He might have a point, lol.
ReplyDeleteOk Chris are you reading my thoughts? I think we need to create a fork!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you ever invent the fork to move people out of the way - I will pay! :o) Oh, and AMEN about fast food workers! It cannot be that hard! I worked in a fast food place in high school....and it is NOT hard at all! Love your blog! You and your wife must laugh A LOT!
ReplyDeleteI think we need to create a fork!!!
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