Here we go again:
-Did you know that if you loose a fight with a midget you become one? It is true, kinda like if you catch a leprechaun you get to keep his pot of gold.
-If you hit a midget on top of the head he will shatter into 50 gold coins.
-It is undetermined which one but there is a mushroom in existance that will make a midget grow to full size. This idea was brought to the attention of the public for the first time by a video game, Super Mario Bros.
-Do you know why midgets giggle as they run through grass? It tickles their balls.
-If you drop a midget in water they don't make a splash they make a bloop!
-I tried to post more midget jokes for you guys but I just couldn't keep them short!
-Look at this. You would think they would find this offensive. Midgets playing mini-golf, that is effin funny!