Let’s start off by saying I never feel very damn funny on Mondays. Lately I have been thinking that my blog posts are mostly negative and that I should do a post about the things that I appreciate in life. Monday is not the right fuckin day for that, so here is a post about all the things I hate about Monday.
-I start off my day every damn Monday tired as hell because I thought it was a good idea to take a nap (2 hours long) Sunday afternoon. So I don’t sleep very well Sunday night. One might think that after having done this a dozen times or so I would figure out that it sucks and I would not nap on Sundays.
-I hate Monday morning traffic. It takes me 10 minutes to get out of my neighborhood another 10 to get to the highway and 30 minutes to get to work from there. (See my previous post about hating people that drive slow in the fast lane). If you see a red Xterra riding your ass and flipping you the bird on Monday morning it is me wishing I had forks on the front of my car.
-Work!!! 8 effin hours of trying to keep from getting fired, and I hate every damn minute of it.
I HATE MONDAYS AND THERE ISN’T A DAMN THING FUNNY ABOUT THEM.
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ooooooo - you can't use the whole F word.
ReplyDeleteI haven't learned my lesson about napping on Sundays, either!
ReplyDeletenaps are just too damn good to give them up...even when we know better. I came here by way of your hilarious honey and was surprised that you were also quite funny...this bodes well for Grayson!
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. MOndays suck.
ReplyDeleteMondays should not exist!
ReplyDeleteby way of your hilarious honey and was surprised that you were also quite funny.
ReplyDeleteWork from home India