Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Tiny Tuesday

Okay I thought I might explain my fascination with midgets by giving you the back-story.

A few years ago (more than a few) right after I joined the military. Some buddies and I went to a porn store just outside the base gates. Don’t laugh you know you have been to porn stores too, we were just bored and to young to get into any clubs. All of my friends had plans to buy something while they were there, I did not. (cough, cough, bullshit, cough). I ended up leaving empty-handed though because I was laughing so hard I had tears running down my face. Me and a friend were scanning through the movies. I spent most of my time there because being so young and naive I didn’t realize there were that many porn movies made. After a while I started to scan for the more interesting titles skipping over such classics as “Back Door Sluts 9.” One that I found particularly amusing was “Titty slickers 2: Search for the Golden Curly.” After scanning the movies for a while and giggling to myself like a moron I came across the movie that changed my life. I didn’t even buy this movie and to this day I cannot tell you what the name of the movie actually was. What I can tell you though, is that it starred a budding new actress that changed the pornography industry; Bridget the Midget. This was an entirely new idea to me. I had never even thought about what a midget would look like nude. So I ran up to my friends gasping for air and crying from hilarious laughter as they thought I had lost my mind. I showed them the box for this particular movie and the majority of them thought it was just as funny as I did. This singular moment was the one that began an endless barrage of jokes, and started my fascination with Midgets.

It all started in a porn store, and amazingly it all went down hill from there.


  1. I am so not telling people we're married anymore and I may have to take your links off my blog

  2. You continue to amaze me! Keep up the good posts!

  3. That is hysterical! Ditto Sheila and Kimberly!